The news doesn’t stop for directionally-challenged 15th century Italians, so I’m here working away today while the rest of the world (okay, just county and state offices, banks, and post offices) gets the day off. I’m not complaining – sometimes it’s nice to have a slow, calm Monday.
I’m sorting through the various arrest logs from the past weekend. Some officers tend to write far more descriptive reports than others do. I enjoyed this one out Watsonville from Friday afternoon on the 400 block of Rodriguez Street:
“Adriana Diaz was arrested after she selected a bottle of liquor, placed it into her purse and left the store without paying for the bottle. She was cited for petty theft and released.”
The real question here though is what kind of liquor was it? That’s what I want to know!