Hunt for the missing Buddha

Someone has apparently stolen a green Buddha garden statue from a westiside home, and he’s not happy about it.

Come on people, don’t leave a dude hanging! Stealing a Buddha’s got to be worth a million bad karma points, right?

Bring Buddha back

I live on the Lower Westside. For many years a green, medium size plaster Buddha has been sitting in my front yard facing east and watching the sun rise for me as I am rarely awake that early.

Friday morning, I went outside to find that my Buddha was gone, taken Thursday night I presume. I am concerned about the person who took him. Perhaps they are not aware of the cosmic law that is, whomever shall purloin another person’s Buddha is developing for themselves some seriously bad Karma. Trust me, no one wants that. Therefore, I suggest that you divest yourself of negativity and bring back Buddha immediately. Thank you.

John Morris, Santa Cruz

 

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  • Boomer

    I think Buddha would tell you to accept the loss; or that maybe it’s not a loss at all. Maybe Buddha’s gone somewhere where he’s needed more.

  • Carolyn

    Buddha would say to let go of material possessions as they are not the key to enlightenment. (And, of course, now you’ll need to get up early and watch the sunrise for yourself. Good meditation moment.)