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Online readers, can you help bring back stolen Buddha?

May 1st, 2012 Tom Moore Leave a comment Go to comments

The following is one of our favorite  letters to the editor of all time.

Bring Buddha back

I live on the Lower Westside. For many years a green, medium size plaster Buddha has been sitting in my front yard facing east and watching the sun rise for me as I am rarely awake that early.

Friday morning, I went outside to find that my Buddha was gone, taken Thursday night I presume. I am concerned about the person who took him. Perhaps they are not aware of the cosmic law that is, whomever shall purloin another person’s Buddha is developing for themselves some seriously bad Karma. Trust me, no one wants that. Therefore, I suggest that you divest yourself of negativity and bring back Buddha immediately. Thank you.

John Morris, Santa Cruz

Online readers, including the Buddha-kidnapper, you may be able restore balance in the universe. Can you bring back this Buddha?

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  • Guest

    Good luck, Mr. Morris – I hope Buddha gets returned promptly. However, I would be very surprised if the Buddha-napper has a conscience, let alone reads the newpaper.

  • guest

    Maybe “Buddha” was done with you and moved on to where it was needed.

  • guest

    One day he woke up and asked, “where is my Buddha.” A voice replied, “The sun has risen.”