Parks not bombs

Close most state parks after Labor Day? Is the governor serious? As part of his post-special-election-fiasco forecast of financial Armageddon for California, last week Schwarzenegger announced he is considering closing all but 59 of the 279 state parks.  His plan would close all 19 of Santa Cruz County’s state parks, which include 10 state beaches, after Labor Day.

Aside from the utter madness of shuttering one of the few state enterprises that actually produces some revenue, doesn’t this seem wildly impractical? For one thing, what would keep people out of the parks, especially if there are no rangers or other state employees collecting money from visitors? Sure,  water and electricity would be cut off and bathrooms would be locked, but they’re often unavailable anyway.

Then there’s the question of maintenance. If the state ever gets its budget under control, and money would ostensibly be available again for state parks, wouldn’t it take a pretty massive outlay to clean up the mess after a winter or season of neglect?

Two points: Saving $70 million in salaries for parks employees wouldn’t on the surface seem to make much a difference in a $25 billion state deficit. But, then again, Schwarzenegger is proposing to cut another $143 million in parks’ funding in the next budget (2010-11). However — parks not only generate user fees, but also generate another $2.5 billion or so in ancillary spending, as the 80 million visitors pump money into local economies, which in turn, are a river of cash pouring into the state’s sea of spending.

Second, will there be any more discussion of former Assemblyman John Laird’s proposal to hike vehicle license fees to raise money for parks? Laird’s proposal last year to add $10 to the cost of registering a vehicle  would have made parks free for state residents, but could be resurrected again to keep them open. Couldn’t it?

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Don Miller is the Editor of the Santa Cruz Sentinel.
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  • Jood

    One more point: people will be able to run the woods unimpeded by unnecessary rangers & park personnel. Gee, Governator, did ya think of all the fires that will start when there’s no one monitoring the public who break into the park? You’d best add a LOT of $ to the budget to pay for fighting fires…much less the loss of homes and lives. What a ridiculous, insulting, knife-the-voters-in-the-back strategy. Now, let’s move on to pulling funding from children, seniors, the disabled and any other group that can’t afford fancy lobbyists. Sure wish our legislators would do their jobs instead of signing meaningless pledges and pretending they can’t achieve a budget.

  • RobtA

    Don, the plan is actually a work of genius. here is what willhappen:

    1. Parks close, no rangers.

    2. Parks are turned into marijuana plantations by enterprising locals.

    3. State and federal drug enforcement agencies are merged into the immigration (border enforcement) service. The new agency is unable to see millions of illegal marijuana plants.

    4. Later, about the time the plants are ready for harvesting, the state gets a large bailout fund from the feds. At the same time, marijuana is legalized.

    5. Thanks to the bailout, rangers go to the now-open parks and harvest all the marijuana. The state sells it for big profits, pays off the bailout, rescues General Motors again, pays off the state debt, runs a surplus budget, and we all live happily ever after.

    Mind you, there may be other forces at work. But I cannot imagine what they might be. Whatever they are, surely they are less realistic than the scenario presented above.

  • Lucas

    I would think that private citizens could lease and run the State Parks. All you need is entrepreneurial spirit and a good theme. I wouldn’t mind paying extra for the right atmosphere. I’m thinking bikini clad cocktail pie driving around in golf carts serving drinks, a casino, supervised play area for the kids, boating, fishing, scuba diving, ATV rentals and horse back riding. Don’t let people bring a picnic. Instead, have concession stands selling fair food and flat beer.

    As it is now, when I go to a State Park there is a big sign listing all of the things I can’t do and a Ranger enforcing it. Instead, let people do all of that stuff and charge them for it.

    Anyone remember driving through a giant sequoia tree and watching the firefalls from Tuolumne Meadows in Yosemite or dropping acid and riding around the waterfalls in the park on the top of the double decker tour bus?

  • RobtA

    Lucas made some good points. Let’s take them a few steps further…

    Why not convert the state parks to various themes, so that people with radical causes (of any description) can go there and do their thing? We could have one park for gay marriage, one for gun rights, one for legal marijuana, one for open borders (presumably abutting Mexico), and the greatest of all, “Balanced Budget State Park” which charges $150 per person, per day, admission fee.

    Just think of how nice we all could be Mondays through Fridays, knowing that on weekends we could go to our favorite theme park and mingle only with people who see things our own way.

    I even envision “Panhandler State Park,” where everyone sits around and asks for spare change. In order for this to work out, maybe we can convince some tour agencies to bring busloads of foreign tourists with cash.

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